Dear Ex-Boyfriend Who Keeps Coming Into The Picture Uninvited “Keep It To Yourself”

Dear ex-boyfriend who keeps coming back into the picture, please do us all a favor and just don’t.

You already had your chance. You had me then you let me go. YOU let me go.

Please don’t half way leave.

Don’t come back when you’re lonely.

Don’t come back when you decide you miss me.

Don’t come back because you think you still love me.

If you loved me, you wouldn’t have left in the first place.

On behalf of every girl who’s had to deal with the hurt of moving on from something that she would’ve done anything to have, keep it to yourself. 

I’ll just let Kacey Musgraves finish this one off…

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