The eyes become glossy, the attention becomes fixated, the outfits all become the same. It’s the sign pumpkin spice season is upon us. I love pumpkin as much as the next person, but let’s stop acting like the pumpkin spice craze is anything comparable to the McRib, for example. Like the zombies in Walking Dead, the pumpkin spice carriers typically look the same. Below you will see them in their natural habitat…
I give Starbucks credit for starting the abnormal obsession, but my bigger problem is with everyone trying to get a little piece of the action. Dog shampoo? I’ve seen pumpkin spice dog shampoo! Here, turn your terrier into a BASIC BETCH.
I did some digging, and found 15 other products where pumpkin spice continues to cast its spell. Everyone beware. It’s coming.
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