23 Reasons A Shower Beer Is Heaven On Earth

A shower beer is one of the best things, ever.

It knows no economic class, race, background. It’s pure freedom. Get your ass in a shower, and drink a beer while you’re in there.

Here are 23 reasons why…

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23. It signifies work being over.

22. Science has proven we have better ideas in the shower.

21. Science also has proven that alcohol can make us more creative.

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20. Taking showers raises our dopamine levels. That’s good.

19. Can you imagine what the fuck happens when you shower, WITH a beer? Hi, genius.

18. Can you say the most refreshing thing ever?

17. What’s better than being naked?

16. Getting drunk naked (legally).

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15. Get your significant other in there, for a drunken shower beer party, and tell me you aren’t in heaven.

14. A shower beer is one of the most American things you can do. Total FREEDOM.

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13. You’re doing something totally awesome while you do something totally normal.

12. It tastes better in there, for whatever reason.

11. It makes for a killer Instagram post, or Snapchat. Gets the crowd talkin’…

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10. You’ll get some good thinking done while getting clean, and drunk.

9. You’re drinking a beer naked – did I mention that?

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8. You’re drinking a beer, you know?

7. It’s the perfect pregame.

6. It makes you happy, not sad.

5. It’s hot and cold in there, kinda cool.

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4. If you spill, fuck it, doesn’t matter in there.

3. You drink, you gotta pee? Just keep drinking and peeing. Simple.

2. A shower beer just makes sense. It’s your duty.

1. Most importantly, you DESERVE it.

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