45 Thoughts You Have Watching A Concert From The Lawn Seats

A crowd of people sitting on a hill overlooking Gorge Amphitheatre

The cheapest ticket doesn’t mean the worst time. With spring fast approaching, it’s time to get ready for some fun, the sun, and country music.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

There’s some magical stuff going on in that lawn. 45 thoughts you have while out there….

45. Did I pregame enough?

44. She shouldn’t be wearing that.

43. Neither should he.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

42. Are they actually a couple?

41. I’m too sober.

40. Hey these seats aren’t that bad.

39. I can actually see the stage pretty well.

38. I’m going to lie down and feel the grass.

37. This is the life.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

36. I hope I don’t break the seal at the wrong time.

35. I should probably buy two beers per trip.

34. Is this girl hitting on me?

33. No, she’s 18 and wants me to buy her beer.

32. No.

31. Is this lady hitting on me?

30. Yes.

29. Is she 50?

28. Yes.

27. $13 for a beer?

26. I’ll end up spending $140 on beer tonight, what can you do, ya know?

26. Lots of high school kids here.

25. I’m too old to be out here.

24. Is that weed?

23. Who’s on stage?

22. I can’t see.

21. I’m going to trip down this hill.

20. I hope that wasn’t pee that just hit my leg.

19. Or dip spit.

18. Is that couple having sex?

17. Is that the opener up there or the headliner?

16. I’m going to lose my group.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

15. I hope the headliner works his way back here.

14. These people smell bad.

13. I have to pee.

12. The line will be so long.

11. You’re an adult, use the restroom.

10. Yeah, use the restroom, then grab two more beers.

9. These beers are probably watered down.

8. I could have bought 14 12-packs with the money I spent on 11 beers.

7. That’s life.

6. I’m not going to remember much of this.

5. Next time I’ll spend the money to sit up front.

4. It’s going to be a bitch getting out of here.

3. I should of snuck in a flask.

2. Did I really just spend that much on beer?

A blue and white can of soda

1. What bar are we going to?

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock