You don’t know what to do, you can’t pay your bills, you can’t get a date. If this is you I have good news. You could get a job as a goat cuddler. Caromont Farm wants you.
The farm–located in Esmont, Virginia–just posted the best job opening of all time: They’re looking for volunteers (with a flexible schedule) who can swing by to cuddle and care for about 90 baby goats, due to arrive by mid-February.
Specific tasks include bottle feeding the infant goats (they need to be fed at least four times a day) and dressing them in small goat-sized sweaters that need to be worn on the regular to ensure they stay warm.
Why invest all this energy in goat lovin’? Apparently it helps them grow up to be big and strong and also produce delicious cheeses.
Goat cuddling and cheese? Better than being in a relationship.