The Official Guide To Understanding Women in 2016

Most guys think the equation to understanding women is below…

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I’ll admit, at times, that seems to be about right. Ladies, ya’ll can confuse the shit out of me, but it’s OK, still love you. With the new year here, I began thinking about what really was the code to crack when it came to women, and in reality it’s pretty fucking simple.

Chipotle

E. coli shmee toli. They love the stuff so much they will risk some of the worst symptoms I’ve ever seen on Web MD to get their fix. They need it.

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Bumble

Guys, Tinder sucks. It’s all about Bumble, that’s where all the ones you take home to mama are playing.

If you don’t have a girl, this is where you can meet her, and follow the other steps in this equation to make her happy.

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These emojis.

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It’s life – get used to it.

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Coffee

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Wine

Wine works like magic, calming things.

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Tacos

I can’t stress this enough. Tacos are everything. I know I mentioned Chipotle, which has tacos, but tacos go far beyond that E. coli breeding ground.

From what I’ve seen, on the Instagrams and Twitters, tacos are the most important thing in 2016. Tacos, tacos, tacos, and more fucking tacos!

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All these…

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