12 Things To Know Before You Date The Tequila Girl

Tequila is one of those drinks that you either love or hate.

There’s really no in between. The party doesn’t start until the first person pops open the Patron.

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Here are 12 things you need to know before you date the tequila girl.

1. They’ll take their tequila however it comes. A shot, tequila sprite, tequila sunrise, or all of the above.

2. You don’t ever have to ask her what she wants to drink. The answer is tequila, always.

3. We don’t chase our tequila, so we won’t chase you either.

4. We’ll always want to dance.

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5. Just make sure we don’t fall off those raised surfaces.

6. We can hold our own with the liquor and the relationship.

7. Good luck keeping up.

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8. We know a shot of tequila cures anything from a bad day to a broken heart.

9. Which is why Jose is our number one man.

10. Try not to take it too personally. We’re a package deal.

11. We know people respect a girl who can throw back her tequila.

12. And you better believe we love being that girl.

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