Bet it all on the Saints. Do it now.
After the curse of the Cody fucking (officially his new middle name) Parkey eliminated the Bears from Super Bowl contention, I have to find a new team to root for… or just give up on football all together. But, I don’t want to spend my Sundays at fucking Pottery Barn with my fianceé for the next few weeks so painfully watching football it is.
Eagles ain’t doing shit, Colts look good, fuck the Patriots, I like the Chiefs, but after this display, I’m going Saints.
According to sources, Saints coach Sean Payton, along with 4 armed security guards, wheeled the Lombardi Trophy into the locker room on top of 225,000 dollars in cash. Why 225K? Because that’s how much each player gets if they win the Super Bowl.
“Y’all want this? Win 3 fucking games.”
Coach then said: “Y’all want this???”
“Win 3 F’n games.”
The locker room erupted. $225k is each player’s SB bonus. #WHODAT
— Jon DeTrinis (@JonDeTrinis) January 9, 2019
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