Kendall Jenner Tells Chris Stapleton To “Call Her” & I Don’t Like It, Not One Bit

Oh no…

Kendall Jenner, member of the Kardashian cult and stupid-rich Hollywood socialite, was trying to get on Chris Stapleton’s radar while attending a show the other night. After confessing her love for Chris via Instagram story, she decided to shoot her shot with a desperate “call me” message in the follow-up video.

I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit.

Next to ISIS, the Kardashians might be the most destructive force on planet Earth and if Kendall thinks we’re going to sit idly by and wait for her to poison the masterpiece known as Chris Stapleton, she’s got another thing coming. It’s not happening, no fucking way, not on my watch. Morgane playing it cool here, but don’t think she ain’t thinking the same thing. We’re all wise to you Kendall Jenner.

Run Chris, run away.

(Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)

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