It’s National Rum Day, Cue Brothers Osborne’s Ode To Mixin’ It With “Rum”

It’s National Rum Day.

Look, I don’t drink rum unless I’m on pirate ship or something and I can count on one hand (and have fingers left over) the number of times I’ve been on a pirate ship. Sure, I don’t mind a little rum and a little fruit on the beach, but most (all) beach bars have tequila too and tequila is way better. That’s why there’s no good songs about rum Olivia.

Except this one. This may, in fact, be the all-time greatest rum song ever recorded and probably always will be unless the Bros write another song called “Rum Part 2.”