Rumor Has It The Pumpkin Spice Latte Will Return in AUGUST (You Still Get Swamp A*s in August)

I’m not ready for this.

Look, I’m excited about fall. Hoodie weather, baseball playoffs, football, the best weather – I live for that shit. BUT, I am NOT ready for the Pumpkin Spice Latte bullshit. Rumors started circulating the last week all over Reddit that Starbucks had already begun to receive the Pumpkin Spice flavoring; people then started posting photos…

(via Reddit/u/stabiIity)

Business Insider did some research and said:

The consensus seems to be that August 28 is the most likely release date for the Pumpkin Spice Latte in 2018, though a handful of people have said that August 26 is another potential date for the debut.

I don’t want anything pumpkin in August. NONE. Pumpkins are for hoodie weather. You still get swamp ass in August!