Proposal of the year right here.
At the end of the day, you’re promising to marry someone FOREVER. Shouldn’t that be enough? Why should you go to the trouble of meticulously planning the perfect proposal? Why would you waste time planning the perfect surprise, at the perfect location, with the perfect lighting, for a perfect photo, with the perfect person when you could just stick it halfway inside of a suspect hot dog and serve it up to her on a styrofoam plate?
I’m 100% sure she said “yes” and I’m also 100% sure she ate the hot dog afterward. If I was a betting man, and I’m not really, but if I was, I say these crazy kids go the distance.
Or to jail for meth… it’s one of the two.