Chili’s Releasing 5-Meat, 1,650 Calorie Behemoth Of A Burger Because… ‘Merica

Fancy sliders my ass.

This newest creation from the mad scientists in the Chili’s kitchen features bacon, jalapeño-cheddar smoked sausage, pulled rib meat, smoked brisket, and finally a half-pound beef patty, stacked with lettuce and tomato, which basically means this is a salad, so it’s healthy. Add a little cheddar, some bbq sauce and a splash of ranch and you have what Chili’s has affectionately named “The Boss.”

Heart attack on a bun anyone?