You don’t say?
According to reports, Collin James Daniel, 24, faces DUI and battery charges after he drove drunk and hit mailboxes. He had a blood alcohol level of 0.316. That’s a lot and this guy is an even bigger idiot for getting behind the wheel.
But let’s take a second to look at his mugshot…
After destroying some mailboxes, he ran, hiding under a truck. He was eventually caught, and said he wouldn’t get a lawyer because he knew he messed up.
“It’s my fault for driving impaired, which I did and I will admit it.” He also admitted to hitting the mailboxes and leaving the scene because he was afraid.
He told troopers he had eight shots of rum while at a bar.
The trooper instructed Daniel to perform field sobriety tests, but Daniel couldn’t perform them. He told the trooper repeatedly that he was drunk and “deserves this.”