17 Reasons Why A Shower Beer Is The Greatest Thing Ever

If you haven’t had a beer in the shower, are you really living? No. You’re not.

The shower beer is, without question, the most underrated way to consume alcohol. There are universal forces converging for an experience and feeling that just can’t be matched.


Here are 17 reasons why it doesn’t get much better than that shower beer.

17. They say taking a shower increases serotonin in the brain (mood booster). They also say a couple beers does the same. Guess what happens when you do the both of them together???? Magic.

16. It signifies work being over.

15. It’s super refreshing.

14. It’s one of the most American things you can do.

13. You’re doing something totally awesome while you do something totally normal.


12. It tastes better in there, for whatever reason.

11. It makes for a killer Instagram post.

10. You’ll get some good thinking done.


9. You’re drinking a beer naked.

8. You’re drinking a beer.

7. It’s the perfect pregame.


6. You’re killing a couple birds with one stone.

5. It’s hot and cold in there.

4. If you spill, f*ck it, doesn’t matter in there.


3. It’s the ultimate relaxer.

2. It’s the best form of multitasking known to man. Plus, you can just pee right there, ya know?


1. You deserve it.

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